About The Assorted Shelf

The Assorted Shelf started with a simple frustration:

Why is most "funny" clothing either cringe, overpriced, or badly made?

We wanted bold designs that actually feel wearable.
Simple. Clean. A little sarcastic.

No overcomplicated branding.
No inflated prices.
No forced humour.

Just quality pieces printed to order in the UK and EU — delivered fast and made to last.

If your personality has layers, moods, and a bit of chaos…

You're exactly who we made this for.

Welcome to The Assorted Shelf.