A clean, bold statement for days when your brain has logged off.
Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear — whether you’re running on low battery, avoiding small talk, or just not available.
Unisex fit
Soft feel for daily wear
Available in black and white
Printed to order
Why people buy it
Relatable humour, simple
Size
Chest (in)
S
34–37
M
38–41
L
42–45
XL
46–49
2XL
50–53
3XL
54–57
Retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, size up.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) - Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer - Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention - DTF/DTG printed label and sleeve options for crisp, vibrant graphics - Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
